Hello everyone.

I procrastinated, again. Supposed to post yesterday but it didn't happen. Anyway, Im gonna post about our little Tuesday outing to Arep's kampong. The place where he was brought up to be what he is now : Singapore Zoo!
It's a pity that Dzul couldn't make it, but heck that, it was still enjoyable.
Since I took most of the photographs (Using Syaz's G9), I'll let them do the talking. :D

Supposed meeting time/place : 9am @ Lia's bus stop.
Time we met : 1030am.
And we reached Yishun @ 11+ when we were supposed to go to AMK instead.

Ahmad's sad that we reached late, but...

Ahmad here seems to be happy that we reached the wrong place.
Bugger.

Approximately 30++ minutes later (which consisted of the bloody long bus ride and Arep-kene-kutok-rabak2-pasal-zoo comments)...

We've reached Mandai Road! Eh, no, I meant, SINGAPORE ZOO! (Arep's kampong)
And here we have Lia posing with the big logo in the background. (Supposedly candid)

Mak seems to be anxious.
"Kite dah sampai. Ntah tempat betol tak."

But nah, we got the right place at the right time.

We entered the ZOO thanks to Arep, special guest kan orang kater.
Visiting on social pass. (whatever)
HAHAHA.

No la, let's all thank him for his 8 free tickets.
Without him, eh wait.

Without him, would it make any difference? (XD no laaa w/o him we wouldn't even be there at first)

So alright, we headed off to the first enclosure(?), and there's some hippo lazing arond with this.
Ooooh dragonflies mating. Weird. They even managed to fly around while f*cking.

We came across and poster and OMG, Arep's baby picture. Looks JUST LIKE HIM. (The small brown one yeah)
Well he's all grown up now.

Otters make funny noises. "UH UH UH UH UH" (Failed attempt)
Sometimes you just can't imitate animals' call. Or whatever.

OH and I forgot to mention the photographer of the day, ME!
As usual.

Then came along a few of them who tried to be one.
Tapi tak menjadi. (Joking :D)

We walked past the white tigers where the cleaner was killed and we came across this jeep that Ahmad thought could work.

As you can see in this picture, Arep's expression shows that someone behind him apparently jammed the handbrake/gearknob in his ass. (Should be Syaz)

This picture depicts a scene where Arep attempts to snap a photo of a joey (Baby kangaroo) shitting. More of constipating. Yeah.
The whole lot of us actually witnessed this bugger dropping two tiny pieces of shit.
Literally.

We reached the Australian something (Raidah!) and we saw this box which was quite big and OMFG AHMAD CAME OUT OF IT.
But how could that be?! He was with us all along!

"Oh that's his long lost brother from Aussie la" - someone.

We figured that since Ahmad could fit in it, or rather appear from it, we decided to give it a go.
Epic fail.

Ahmad took up half the space of the crate.
Jeez.

*No comments*

But wait, here's the place where we became models for a moment.
Presenting... (DRUMROLL PLEASE)


The fold-your-arms-and-step-berg-macam-Farris pose.

And then moving on to...
The different-types-of-female-model pose.

Except for Ahmad.
Guess he lost his centre of gravity for a moment.

The zomfg-candid-giler-with-Hasif-trying-smack-Mad's-dick pose.

'Nuff said.

But then, as per normal, there are the girls who also wanna be like us.
Tapi ni case model betol nye.

Nak tangkap glamour nye pasal kannnn.
:D

This, I have no comments too.
EMXCI with her yoga-ish candid shot.

"Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"OI YOGA KAN KENE BAN"
"Tu pat M'sia, bangang"

This is Mother Nature at her best.
Small ants dominating this slimy icky earthworm so easily.

*pours water over it*

"TAK BAEK SEH KAU"

OH and GUESS WHAT? We finally found his hometown!
We actually wanted to take pics of his members and all you know, but one of our cameras got snatched by one of his members, resulting in a clash y'know.

Sad.
(He's actually posing for the rest too)

SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Yeah, basically, squirrels.

AWWW SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. (Again)

There you see the chipmunks lepak-ing one corner, without their trademark hat and shirt.
Or whatever that is.

Oooooh. So scary. This guy came out of nowhere from the water, staring at us with his cold eyes.
So anti-climax after looking at ze squirrels.

Mr. Meanie-eyes-tapi-muker-stone-giler-bab.

ZOMG HE FLASHED HIS MEAN TEETH AT ME. WHILE GRINNING.
*runs away*...

To a vending machine. And I got the shock of my life, I swear.
Fucking 500ml bottle of Coca-Cola sold at $3?!
I can get one for like $1. (-_-")
Man, these poor tourists are getting ripped off so easily.

Or is it because of the downturn in economy?
Hmm.

We reached the Kiddaye whatsoever area and saw this!
Amazing. So cool.
Yeah fuck it.
Bloody 8 people on the thing cannot even move.
So I got off it.

As usual.


We looked around, finding a nice place to chill and lepak but what the hell.
Spotted this, this, cable riding thing that was obsolete at Pasir Ris Park.

No wait, there's still this thingy thing infact.

Our childish hormones kicked in and got the better of us, hence, riding it non-stop.

I swear that they're deprived.

Oh sorry, it's my turn.
:D

"AHMAD TAKMO LA BODOH"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

le sigh.

OHHH ME AGAIN.
Swinging like a monyet. Monkey.

And there's actually a pic where me & Mad were hugging that yellow pole in the background.
Gay-ness, I swear.

Alright now, that's the end of the pictory.
Pic + story, geddit? Never mind.

Yeah, after that we took 138, headed back to AMK, took 22, alot of crap on the bus, reached Tampines, took 3, reached Pasir Ris, walked to Central to buy dinner, Hyrah left, went to Lia's place, Dzul came, Syaz left, we ate, we talked, we stuff-ed, then we talked and talked till it was time to head back.

Uhuh. It's funny that I actually didn't touch Syaz's G9 after the zoo.
If not for that, this post would've been wasting bandwidth.

Well, alot of drama mama, laugther, joy, fatigue-ness, and whatsoever, AND also the epic story at Lia's place. Let's not elaborate on that further aight.

Overall, the trip was fun, & if not for Dzul's absence, it would've been better.
Looking forward to the next trip with all this pepo yo.
:D

_hasif

(I took at least an hour to complete this fucking post. Be thankful.)